knittedbear:

i am not real.. i made myself up

just-shower-thoughts:

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

free-booty:

Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

literal-ghost:

irn-bru-aint-shampoo:

remedyriot:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Why is that the first place fuckers go? Why do you wanna hit women so badly? Why do you wanna hit anyone so badly? You’re fucking scary, op.

Why do you equate equality with who you can and cannot abuse?

schuylerelizas:

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened